Uriel in Quotes

This are quotes about uriel, you can find some of the quotes uriel likes elsewhere.

(pyker) uriel is an alien...

(any) uriel is the final frontier.

(f2f) you're a grumpy old man, uriel :)

(f2f) uriel is stupid in mysterious ways

(f2f) uriel is uriel.. don't get into arguments with him,
    he'll leave you empty :)

(rminnich) uriel, you are incorrigible :-)

(vt3) you are good at slaying sacred cows.

(vt3) Uriel, you remind me of Schopenhauer

(garbeam_) uriel: I've read much of Nietzsche, and I see a correlation
    between Zarathustra and you

(garbeam) uriel: you remind me of Zarathustra

(garbeam) uriel: I see a relation between Nietzsche and Wagner music - and 
    between you and plan9

(__20h__) uriel should get a shovel and ten years time for digging a tunnel 
    through the Himalaya.

Boyd (aka Major-Willard): uriel yer a utopian nihilist

Boyd (aka Major-Willard): that's what we need uriel for: to give the most pessimistic 
    view -- keeps us sharp

(nym) uriel: you act so fucking tough.. i have never really been pissed off 
    at anyone on the internet..  this is a first

(f2f) i think banging my balls with two bricks is more productive than getting 
    into an argument with uriel

(newsham) Uriel \Yoo*ri*ul\  One who speaks or writes in offense of a faith, 
    a cause, or an institution.

(quintile) uriel: what you do is good, exactly how you phrase things can be...
   little baroque?

(Rembrandt) No..uriel is no human
(garbeam) uriel is a Ubermensch

(f2f) LD_LIBRARY_PRELOAD is frowned upon by the Plan 9 community,
    but uriel is the only one who has the proper vocabulary to describe it

(f2f) uriel is great in small doses

(__20h__) Without uriel would the world break into two parts and they would 
    fly into the sun and burn.

(fgb) uriel mantains the universe's balance.

(uriel) tiger: the basis of everything are genetic attributes, but how they 
    evolve is another thing
(tiger) as can be seen in you. a completely new species :P

(hiro) but i think god is already dead, i heard a rumour about him having 
    shot himself
(DenisG) that's the story uriel told the police ...

Uriel, the suckless Tough Guy, filled with anger and liquid shit
    -- Aurélien Aptel

post scriptum: uriel, i bet you are one pedant fuck. pedant as in
researching, establishing and policing a strict (and optimum) ratio of
foreplay to coitus.
    -- Andrei Tanase posting to dev@suckless.org

(TheTom) what uriel does is not trolling. it's highly developed art.

(shatter) you can eat a baby for all i care. you're okay in my book.

(jrm8005) You're a Thought Criminal, amigo.

the author [uriel] was expelled from kindergarten for drunkenness / автора исключили из детсада за пьянку
    -- zerthurd 

(djp) uriel: was your empathy gland surgically removed ?
(SmoothPorcupine) No, uriel's empathy gland was torn out with a golf club.

__20h__: [uriel's facebook profile photo] is how every dictator looks in his beginnings.

if uriel doesn't think you're an idiot you're probably a replicant.
    -- sl

__20h__: Mistakes only lead to learning or ending up like uriel.

uriel's conclusions are always radical, he has a very small bullshit treshold.
    -- Cinap Lenrek

uriel: what can you teach me?
Krista: human-being-like-acting
uriel (later): but I don't want to act like a human being! I want to act like an evil goblin! 

I can't imagine that something would be liberal enough for you.
    -- Anna Katarzyna Kolkowska 

uriel: helmets are for sissies!
__20h__: see[s] an anvil falling down on uriel
uriel: my head is harder than any anvil!
Capso: nothing ever gets through! you think an anvil could? hah!
Capso: propaganda can't even penetrate the head of uriel; a mere anvil is no match!
adisbladis: The anvil refuses to fall on uriel, it knows it would just break.

__20h__: [uriel] is from a dark dark place

 [during a discussion of imperial and metric units]
 cinap_lenrek: U - uriel unit
 izaki: we should all abandon our units in favor of the U... Universal unit...
 EthanG: Of course, this should be related to the eV only by some difficult math - I know, let's make the U a logarhythmic scale!
 cinap_lenrek: we also should add a special bit pattern that is used to express NaU (not a uriel) and NaUaa (not a uriel at all)
 cinap_lenrek: for convenience, uriels are represented as numbers to the base of -42
 cinap_lenrek: lets use alphanumeric characters as symbols, 
 cinap_lenrek: and choose them carefully, so that most of the uriels are also valid insults in the english language
 izaki: gimme fuck U's of rice, please...
 izaki: gimme moron U's of milk...
 izaki: I weight fuck,off U's...

 jse: uriel is philosophically violent against stupid shit.

 Weon, eres crejsi. :D ♥ (La ultima palabra con prnunciacion sueca. :3)

 uriel would save a lot of time if he had a "retard" key
    -- aiju

 Gödel was the uriel of mathematical logic
    -- aiju

 uriel is ornery as FUCK, but as time approaches infinity, his arguments approach a point.
    -- Capso

 uriel is shaney incarnate.
    -- Bruce Ellis

 uriel is the Benevolent Motherfucker
    -- Capso

<cinap_lenrek> think, ask uriel, get shouted at, ignore uriel and implement anyway, see that it sucks, agree with uriel
<cinap_lenrek> theres still a chance that uriel was wrong, but if he was wrong... its usualy awesome

<__20h__> Uriel is never loving anything.
<__20h__> If you see uriel loving something, then it's you being on drugs.

Ignore uriel forever. 
    -- Advice by moraes to somebody listening to uriel.

You rarely notice [uriel], he knows it all (better), you never see anything
of him.. he's God. And you don't interact with God. That'll get you to an
institution for the mad.  
    -- laen

apotheon: uriel is [...] like the Spanish Inquisition. He appears when you don't expect him.


__20h__: Uriel killed Nietzsche.


1 Glenda is the amount of energy released by an average rant of uriel, we should measure nuclear explosion in this unit
    -- aiju


Isn't uriel himself against german law? 
    -- Taru Karttunen (taruti)


You're weirdness -- Anna Rudycheva


<Aiju> found the perfect quote describing you:

    Ich bin der Geist der stets verneint!
    Und das mit Recht; denn alles was entsteht
    Ist werth daß es zu Grunde geht;
        -- Faust I

If you were a fairytale character, you'd probably be an old oak tree that
speaks in riddles just because it's too big to be bothered... 
    -- Anna Rudycheva


The best form of gouvernment is uriel -- Aiju


Uriel has magical powers. [He is] invulnerable. Uriel always lives. That is one of its properties/laws of Uriel.
    -- Rachel

Man, [your life] sounds like a dali painting. -- Rachel
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