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(pyker) uriel is an alien...

(any) uriel is the final frontier.

(f2f) you're a grumpy old man, uriel :)

(f2f) uriel is stupid in mysterious ways

(f2f) uriel is uriel.. don't get into arguments with him,
    he'll leave you empty :)

(rminnich) uriel, you are incorrigible :-)

(vt3) you are good at slaying sacred cows.

(vt3) Uriel, you remind me of Schopenhauer

(garbeam_) uriel: I've read much of Nietzsche, and I see a correlation
    between Zarathustra and you

(garbeam) uriel: you remind me of Zarathustra

(garbeam) uriel: I see a relation between Nietzsche and Wagner music - and 
    between you and plan9

(__20h__) uriel should get a shovel and ten years time for digging a tunnel 
    through the Himalaya.

(Major-Willard) uriel yer a utopian nihilist

(Major-Willard) that's what we need uriel for: to give the most pessimistic 
    view -- keeps us sharp

(nym) uriel: you act so fucking tough.. i have never really been pissed off 
    at anyone on the internet..  this is a first

(f2f) i think banging my balls with two bricks is more productive than getting 
    into an argument with uriel

(newsham) Uriel \Yoo*ri*ul\  One who speaks or writes in offense of a faith, 
    a cause, or an institution.

(quintile) uriel: what you do is good, exactly how you phrase things can be...
   little baroque?

(Rembrandt) No..uriel is no human
(garbeam) uriel is a Ubermensch

(f2f) LD_LIBRARY_PRELOAD is frowned upon by the Plan 9 community,
    but uriel is the only one who has the proper vocabulary to describe it

(f2f) uriel is great in small doses

(__20h__) Without uriel would the world break into two parts and they would 
    fly into the sun and burn.

(fgb) uriel mantains the universe's balance.

(uriel) tiger: the basis of everything are genetic attributes, but how they 
    evolve is another thing
(tiger) as can be seen in you. a completely new species :P

(hiro) but i think god is already dead, i heard a rumour about him having 
    shot himself
(DenisG) that's the story uriel told the police ...

Uriel, the suckless Tough Guy, filled with anger and liquid shit
    -- Aurélien Aptel

post scriptum: uriel, i bet you are one pedant fuck. pedant as in
researching, establishing and policing a strict (and optimum) ratio of
foreplay to coitus.
    -- Andrei Tanase posting to dev@suckless.org

(TheTom) what uriel does is not trolling. it's highly developed art.

(shatter) you can eat a baby for all i care. you're okay in my book.

(jrm8005) You're a Thought Criminal, amigo.

the author [of cat-v.org] was expelled from kindergarten for drunkenness / автора исключили из детсада за пьянку
    -- zerthurd 

(djp) uriel: was your empathy gland surgically removed ?
(SmoothPorcupine) No, uriel's empathy gland was torn out with a golf club.

if uriel doesn't think you're an idiot you're probably a replicant.
    -- sl

uriel's conclusions are always radical, he has a very small bullshit treshold.
    -- Cinap Lenrek

uriel: what can you teach me?
Krista: human-being-like-acting

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